Funny one liner chat up lines
Pick-up lines, also known as chat-up lines, are classic one-liners that have been used from time immemorial to engage a person for a romantic or sexual relationship. But if you wish to be a little upfront with your sexual intentions, your best bet is to go for dirty pick-up lines. Note that dirty chat-up lines are not for the faint-hearted.
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By: Elizabeth Marie Last updated: September 25, A good pickup line is hard to find, but the perfect ice breaker can work wonders. The goal of that chat-up line is to get the girl or the guy talking and laughing, and to help you stand out from the rest of the crowd. There are funny pickup lines and sincere pickup lines, romantic pick up lines and lame pick up lines. For a pickup line to work, it needs to be the right line for the right time at the right place on the right person!
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Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you. Do you play soccer?
Because you're a keeper! Are you African?
Funny pick up lines
Because you're a frican babe. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else. Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited! Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cause you have a pretty sweet butt. Do you have a pencil?
Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Funny lines to use on your crush
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Are you a parking ticket?
Are you mexican? Because you're my juan and only! Do you drink Pepsi?
Because you're so-da-licious! Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart. I seem to have lost my phone. Can I have yours?
Chat up lines
Is your nickname Chapstick? I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams. Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU. I was blinded by your beauty I'm going to need your name and for insurance purposes. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me. Can I follow you home?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You look so familiar I could've sworn we had chemistry. Someone said you were looking for me?